Chronicles of SALAR - The Smart Woman, The Lizard and The Ugly Bitch.

Chronicles of SALAR -
The Smart Woman, The Lizard and The Ugly Bitch.


Preface:
There has been a legend between the battle of The Smart Woman, The Lizard and a Really Ugly Bitch called Josephine.

Okok, for the benefit of those who have absolutely no idea what I am trying to put across here, some friends asked me over MSN last night after reading my (2005) posts:
"Who is this lizard?? What is the story behind it? I've never heard you mentioned"

Well, it all began one fine Sunday afternoon after lunch..

Scene 1: (in 2nd hand Car.. HP rang with numbers ending with tripe 8)

Smart woman: "Why can't I answer? Usually you let me answer on your behalf when you are driving."





Lizard: ".... Cannot answer, I am going Sng Arms later, my batch boy will ask me to buy things for him and not pay me back." (Off phone)..




Scene 2: Back in office - Tea Break -

At 3pm (i guess its around that time), Smart woman rang lizard up for the usual mushy chat before finishing her shift at Starh*b.

The Ugly Bitch screams over the phone......

Smart Woman pondered :'its not his mum, its not his sister.' Definitely has sometime to do with the phone call earlier at 1pm.

With Smart Woman's super memory, she called the number ending with tripe 8 and a woman answered. Swiftly, Smart Woman said: "CAN I SPEAK TO RYAN KANG PLEASE?"

The Ugly Bitch: "hmm, wrong number, I don't know any Ryan Kang, but i know Ryan Lim"

Smart Woman: " Hm, that case, my friend tells me YM has his number, you happen to know YM?"

The Ugly Bitch: "Yes, he's beside me now, you wanna talk to him?"

And being stupid, ugly and bitchy, she handed her phone to the Lizard. When Smart Woman (Upon hearing his voice) cut the line cos she already knew what happen. And The Ugly Bitch called back asking if I still need to talk to him!!!

Well, what else can I say about this story?? Smart Woman loved him, but he returned her undying love with such unfaithfulness. Morale of the story???

1. Either you feign amnesia and forget abt your love's mistakes no matter how big it is. (Leopards nvr change its spots - tested and proven)
2. Or you leave that bastard, crying and kicking yourself for not being able to hold your man's heart
3. Or you leave that bastard crying and kicking himself for losing such a wonderful woman. So wonderful that he can NEVER meet another even close to her perfection.

And Guess what?

He called crying and kicking himself for losing me. He called boosting about getting laid every week after pubbing. He called to say sorry. He called to prevent me from going out with other guys. He called while stalking me to Double O and One Fullerton. He called and let me hit him with this phone.

I cannot say I am unaffected. I had my confidence in love and confidence in myself crashed and it took me a year to be comfortable in dating seriously.

Of cos, Then I met this other crap from NAVY who broke my heart and again had him calling after a few months telling me he regretted letting me down.

BOY! I do feel better about myself after this entry.

OK Mr Qin and Amanda, does that feed your curisoity???

Wang Fu Ren (Mdm Wong)

I am hereby reporting the aftermath of a night's drinking at Wang Fu Ren (Mdm Wong)....

In case you are wondering, this is *Ah Bune*, the brother of my BF...
I am not trying to ridicate anyone... but if you noticed the stains at his feet... it was his dinner. Gross?? Well, it happens when you drink too much... (no offence Ah Bune, if you ever happen to read this)




Of cos... Pek had to say something cheesy because he was sober.. and H*rny??? Hehehe, okok.. like those HongKong Apple Magazine, the disclaimer: "She-4 Ji-4 Gui-4 Bai-2"




Angie tried to pay for the Mutabak with her $10.00. (Correct spelling?? Dunno**)... Whilst...




Whist... Pek flaunt his $50.00 and acclaimed loudly that he should be treating..
Like the scene you'll always encounter when one party tries to out-done the other in paying, usually the guys will get his way (of paying).
But.........




Ah Neh (That's what we usually call indians, but I've nvr stopped to ask why???) :"Don't fight!! I don't have change! Can you all give me exactly $7.95??

Hahah, No... he did't exactly said that. But Angie was closer to him ...
and she said: "He won't have change for $50.00 la. I pay first. Later than you pay for the cab fare."

Smart woman. You go figure why.



This is my dear hubby..


... And us together!! This was the only couple photo we took that night!! That means Photo number 3 that we took as a couple in.. 3 yrs and 3 mths!!

Tell me I am paranoid, cos I heard someone said: "So kelian, 3 photos in 3 yrs..., doom."

Eat Eat

Come! Come and eat!! (Marina South - Zheng Fa Steamboat Eatery)




Can you see where I am??? Hahaha, hiding in a corner, trying to avoid the steam/smoke.. but Yi's singing: "The smoke will follow you, follow you whereever you may go!"
See!!! He cursed me!!! Then I am a walking Smoked human.




KP and EP




Meng: " Lai ah!! Dao Hei ar! Jia Ar!!
Regina (Da Biao Sao) cooking up a storm......While her husband pigged.. i mean eat away and snapping us...



Another Biao Sao (2nd in Nah Family) and Lee (Andy: previously called Totti)





Meng: "Watcha looking at???"
They're pigging out on my Haagen Daze!! Cos I was late when they came to pick me up from home, so have to treat them..


This marks our cousin gathering on New year's Eve.. after which they went off for Karoke in Jurong West~!



Me??? I went to Wang Fu Ren (Mdm Wong) for Countdown!!! The below Photo was taken at Mdm Wong's open-space resting area... will post other pictures later!!


See that guy grinning at me?? Ahem... i mean my camera??!! i wasn't even aiming, just telling the lighting and all..

Men... Amen......

Dinner at Esmirada. ....

Welcome to Esmiranda!!
Its a classy Eyptian restaruant (on the left) cum bar (on the right). We are here to celebrate Amy's belated birthday. THis is our team tradition. Hehehe..


The reason for taking this picture is so that i can design my future home with this decor... Its super *damn* Comfy!!


You asked where are all the patrons?? Hmhmhm, darlings, its weekday evening!! Can wait a while not???!!!!


Here Eve and Amy discussing what to drink before dinner.. What a pair of drunkards.. wahahaha...
Evo: "okok, Amy, don't pinch my ears!!"
Amy: "yar lar.. must give you some colours... You also drink wat.. wat drunkards.."
Evo: "Ooooooooooppppppppssssssssssss"


Amy con us to order Esmirada... Yes!! that's the name of the drink! It has lime juice with some alcohol.. (I cannot remember what..) Its super sour!! But not bad lae. The pounder thingy is for you to squeeze the lime out without using fingers...



At 8pm, Ann and Gerry finally arrived and had been waiting next door for dinner.. See!! Look at our spread!!! Of cos, all bingeing comes with prices. In our case:
Price 1: Fats!!
Price 2: Dinning at this place don't come cheap!!




"Meeeeoooooowwwwwww"
CAt fight!!!!!!

See all the broken plates shattered on the floor??? No, there hasn't been a cat fight, its just the restaurant's tradition to have customers smashing small plates on the floor!! I did too!!! Heheh.. One Ang-Mo kid was so fascinated by that, he kept picking up larger pieces of broken porcelain off the floor and threw at our feet!! (or so, i tot he aimed). One piece even bounced off the ground and hit me on my left arm!!!

Amy: "Serves you right for wearing tube!!"



After dinner, we proceeded back to the bar for more drinks!!

Amy: "Don't ask me to try this.. it looks like my puke after i ate apples!!"

Rest: "Wah Lau!!"

Dinner and Drinking (D&D) went well into the nights and we made our way home. Before we go, of cos, had our team photo taken.. Cool yar!! All pretty ladies! HEhehehehe.. me included!!

Gerry: "I will be asking for our share of the bill on Tuesday yar."

Rest: "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

On my side note:

I love the way my hair looks these days.. cos i went for a rebonding!! Hhaahahahaha

I also appreciate my team-mates despite all the trouble/stabbing/gossips we've had.

Lastly, i am definitely gonna recommand this place to my friends.. cos IT SWELLS!!!

New Year Resolution - 2006

Health~

• Keep my room as tidy as possible, Pack it once a week, sweep and mop, reorganise my wardroade and comic storage space. (maybe beg my dad or rent a space in his room/study room Hahaha)
• Keep fit and trim (Lose 5kg within 6 months and 3 more in next 6 months.) - Jog once/twice a week
• Buy only quality shoes. (My feet are very very delicate ok.. ..
• Cut down on Teh Si Xie Dai (Take fruits as a substitute)
• Cut down on alcohol (Clubbing..?? Hahahaha, let me think sit on this one for sometime)

Wealth~

• Buy more lingerie.
• Cut down on shopping for bags (Limited to only 2 a year)
• Stop buying clothes on impulse.
• Save more (By Increase income/reduce spending/read up on financial planning)
  
  

Knowledge~

• Practice my violin often.
• Learn Japanese properly.
• Read more on Self-Help and my "Wu Lin Mi Ji" (Ying Yang Jing)

Time Management~

• Sleep early (I'll refrain reading magazines/ comics on my bed, which is a hard habit to break). I usually get into bed, chatting or reading at 11pm till pass 12 midnight and then have insomnia later.

On the same note, i am going to be nicer to myself -

• Take more pictures of myself and update friendster.
• Do weekly Hair Mask, Facial Mask and foot scrub. (buy better skin care products)
• Make sure I dress more like an executive on first 3 days of work week.
• Be more appreciative, more tolerant but more assertive. (at work)
• Talk to my mum more often and make her laugh so that she can feel better about her illness.
• Be nicer to my boyfriend and spend quality time.

I am also going to (TRY) Stop planning for marriage because I have not done any soul-searching to determine what I want out of life, out of marriage and out of my partner. I guess not only men has commitment phobia. My weakness is to be overly paranoia and pessimestic. I prefer to give up all then to carry on if there's high risks involved. (Coward??) Maybe.

I keep falling into this vicious cycle so being sick of work, sick of my image, sick of "leachers" friends, sick of my relationship, yet felt scared to get out of this situation - then tried to make things work - Failed.. the begin cycle again. So this 2006 resolution might well be the same for 2007, 2008, 2009 and so on.. but I'll just have to keep trying. Guess again, its habitual.. Hey!!?? what's wrong with me? Haha. Let me be happier later.