Merry Merry !!! 23-12-2005

Merry Merry day!! Hmmm, i wonder why Singaporeans are so hype about Christmas, more than Chinese New Year!~ More Christians i heard?? But we're chinese!! Arhhh.. who cares? As long as We get the best of both worlds!! Hehehe..

Here, Jin Hwee and Moi showing off our prized Christmas gift from **Ahem** Bog Boss and Big Lady Boss!! Hehehee... Wine! Customised with our very own names!!


Sob... but my daddy drank all on saturday & sunday without leaving anything for me!! Sob.. and he threw the bottle away!! Sob...


Kids were allowed in office on Friday and they're a riot!!! heheh, See Jennifer's Prince!! So hype huh!!!




And here we have Andriany's princess!~~ So so super-cute!! And she kept refusing our gifts to her!!! Awwwwwwwww......................................



That's Moi behind my seat in office!! Defintely better "Feng Shui" that previously.
BEcause:
(1) Facing main door.
(2) Avoided Sharp wall edges
(3) Backed by window. (Not very good, but there's binds, so not too bad afterall)
(4) Odd number of plants on table
(5)PC in a position facing straight



See!! My PC.. very pretty right??? Got Flower, Heart Ballons and butterflies.



Apple (From Apple Magazine Publisher) opened her make-shift manicure and pedicure store at her workstations!! hehehe, see!! Self designed Pedicure!! Clever me hor.. wahahahaha.
She did manicure for all the girls (I really meant children) who came to her "stall" and call her "jiejie" (Those who called her Aunty got a smack instead).. Steady.. she can moonlight already.. wahahaha



Whahaha ah???? What so funny???
Our boss hired a ballon man and a skinny Santa on Diet to entertain the children!! That's explains where I've gotten my Heart shape ballon!! hehehe.. That guy is good, man...



Then we have Eve who got drunk at 0133hours, intoxinated from the bottle of wine as featured.. Muahahahahaha.. Not...
Eve: "I'm Not drunk lar"
Din all drunkards claimed that they're not drunk??? Hahahaha..



My Big boss!!
T: "I have to half squat because you are short!"



I had this urge to blog about this indecent proposal that came to me on Christmas night (more like 26th Dec - 2.25am), from this "drunkard" (or so, he claimed) and so.. here it goes * * *

Drunkard: "I noe its wrong 4 me 2 say tis 2 u. But i hav needs of a man. Wonder if u're hor*y enuf 2 help me anot? Sorry if u tink I'm a jerk. Really in need now."

Me:"zzzzzzzzzz" (I am already in dreamland)

Drunkard (20minutes later): "Sorry i tink i'm drunk. Juz ignore my previous sms. So pai sei!"

Me still zzzzzzzzzz... till 11am...

What Keeps me wondering is:
(1) Did he mass sms this to all the gers contacts he had in his phonelist??
(2) Why did he not find his gf for his needs?? (heard from reliable sources that they have done it like hundred times)
(3) If he's really drunk, would he send the last sms to apologise??

I'll leave you there for some after thought.. Hahaha.. Me still attractive ar??? Hahhaha.. Okok, be4 you tink about other stuffs... we are purely friends and WILL remain purely friends..

Then again.. Men....... I wondered for a moment if my BF will hit on his gal pals.......... ARGHHHH

Chalet!! 17122005

You asked me why this IFS group photo's here when the title is "Chalet 17122005"??
Cos i am lazy to do a separate post!! Hahha.. Just to remember Ashish's - IT Diva last day with us!! Hahah Diva because he really acted like one!! He's in Orange stripe polo...



OK. **Yan-2 gui-1 zheng-4 juan-4**
We had a class 4E1 and 4E2 gathering last Saturday at Aloha Changi Chalet B. (Translate Ulu Padang B). Dad drove me and Francis there... poor dad, he went out w/o dinner till the time he fetched us at 11pm, he was famished!!

Here presenting the 4 beauties of 4E2.... Ok if you wanna be mean, 3 and 1/2 ok.. Cos when i asked YiBing if I slimmed dwn, he puked..... *^^$^%#^T(&)(&%$*~
(1) Angie, (2) Moi, after rebonding at Jean Yip (3) Celine - Bride to be (4) YanFen


(1) Quek Wee (2) Celine (3) Yan Fen (4) Moi - trying to hide 1/2 the body (5) Angie (6) Sam (7) John - Xi Ke (8) Jerome


So many ppl... no need to intro already right?? Hehehe.. I've forgotten who started this craze of photo-taking, but its fun..........


Yan Fen is one super-babe, I tell you.. She baked us a Christmas Cake!! Yeah, you heard me right the first time!!
Too bad, its cutted and distributed b4 i remembered to snapsnapsnap... Its got Bailey's inside the cream!!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM



One happy Family!! Ong Kiat, Wife and Baby!! (Sorry, forget name.. Jun-Hwee or something like tt. Who do you think the baby resembles??? baby is sooooooooooooooooooo Cute!!!!!!!! Except of cos when he cries!! Hhehehe, and he smiled at me!!!

so Cute!!! aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



I really hate to say this but....
:" Angie!! Please Donate me some of your BooBS!!!!! I wan!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"


That's Song Fong, Angie and Moi...Yes........ i guess that shot really started our photo-taking craze because everyone's teased about this :"ACBC-Pyscho smile"


Foot note:
I am pleased to see some of the friends whom I had no contacts with for the longest time (9 long years), and am pleased to be able to chat to some of the girls whom were bitchy to me b4, but not anymore now.

Its nice to see everyone doing well, everyone sharing jokes and bits of their lives.

And nice to know that lucky few were married, have kids or are engaged. (unless you are against marriage, then the unlucky few) Because we are already at marriable age. (Please YiBing, don't remind me of a woman's shelf-life)

It boils down to fate to be classmates and friends and it all depends on individual effort to make this work, so some of them who cannot be bothered to turn up merely chose not to continue this fate. And those who did, are what you call true friends. Of cos, some of these people are slightly more than Hi-Bye to me (as well as to them), but some are up for keeps and I am sure you know who you are.

THanks for being there for me through these years, remembering my birthdays, listen to me bitch and bitching with me. (ok, let's not get emotional because I don't wanna make you cry.. wagahah)

Ok, wait for my next post on the "9 cows"

The 40Million Question

Someone asked me a 40 Million Question.
I wondered why we are facinated with the sum $40. Million nonetheless. . .

Qns: "What will you do if you have SIN$40,000,000??"

Me: "Very carefully, if there is tax at 20%, I'll be left with $32,000,000"...

1. Buy a landed property at ORCHARD area (District 9), properly furnished with pool table and walk-in closet - $12M (Left - $20,000,000)
2. Buy a fully paid Jaguar with 10 yrs of road tax, insurance, maintenance n petrol (annual inflation rate of 7.5%) put aside - $500,000 (Left - $19,500,000)
3. Send my parents packing for holiday in desirable places - namely Europe for 2 weeks - every year for 20yrs or till they're too old (annually inflation at 7.5%) - $1M (Left $18,500,000)
4. Buy Designer bags/watches for my siblings and all my faviourite people (only one-off for non-relative, I cannot be a sucker right??) - $1M (Left $17,500,000)
5. Treat myself to month facials, massages, manicures&pedicures, month splurges on non-sensial products and latest perfume, fine dining eternally - $1.5M (Left $16,000,000)
6. Appoint my cousin as my financial consultant to build my investment and retirement Funds - $10M (Left $6,000,000)
7. Yearly holiday to faraway destination, either alone or with company until the age of 50 - $1.5M (Left $4,500,000)
8. Put aside child's/children's educational funds. (If i ever have any) - $1M ($3,500,000)
9. Stop working for 2 years to take up a dress making course, violin lessons full-time and Spanish languages. (Forget about opportuniy cost, if I have millions, who cared for peanuts??) - $50,000 (Left - $3,450,000)
10. Start my own label either on consignment or shopfront, incorporating staticitcs of 3.5 times failure of entreprenurialship in Singapore, - $1,450,000 (Left $2,000,000)

I looked at my bank statement today, and my 2005 annual income comes up to $20,000. ONLY.

Irony how life seems to feed on your dreams while you are awake?? It suppose to keep you moving forward, getting all you that you have ever dreamt about. So to speak.. "Hope is the dream of a soul awake." But alot of people (including myself) stopped in the tracks of mere day-dreaming. People will wish for extravence, of love and of laughter, instead of really doing something.

I am the type that believes in "If you are born to be rich, you will be rich, If you are not, you will never be no matter how hard you try." I guess I still believe this to a certain extend... Well, that's about all for my $4 Billion cents worth of thoughts. (Which is $4,000,000,000 - ). Hey! I don't belittle myself alright !!!

Devil's advocate?? No ... Bar

Aiyae.. I actually copied Devil's Bar' Icon from the official website, then it donned on me that I cannot do this.. I might be sued for copyright.. so I can only draw a spear myself on Paint. Hahahaha..

Oh, my main motive for this post is to describe this great time I had at Devil's Bar last Friday.
I invited my Bf - Francis to Thumper.. and told him to wear the red Tee I bought so that we can go in matching Tees.. So when we reached Thumper at 0940hrs, he was pretty uncomfortable because most guys wore Shirts and pants, with a handful in Polo tees and jeans... so we had to move along to other pubs.....

On our way to Devils (yes.. from GoodWood Park!!*&%#$^*%$(&^ so far), we met Gerry & her Fiance.. And we also saw alot of canvas painting framed in plastic and metal tilts along the stretch from Shaw to Devil's. . . It was indeed a pretty sight along with the Christmas Lightings..

We had a couple to drink, played "finger guessing" games and drank more than We liked.. (Cos its beer!!) And guess who vomitted half (HIS) burger due to the gas from the Beer?? Hahahah.. Then we gave up our seats to danced, and danced and danced.. we went out to get from Mineral water and maggi mee (Me only) and went back for more danced, and danced and danced !!

Something really sweet happended... While we danced, he kept holding my hands, Yes! BOth my HANDS.. haha, some on-lookers were wondering how we could dance like that, cos its a little restricting. BUt it worked for us well... **hehe** and some of the guys were smoking in the dance floor and each time someone wanted to pass or came near us, he held his arms out and wrap ard my shoulders to protect me from being pushed or snubbed by ciggies..

ALL IN CHORUS PLS: "Aweeeeeee, SO SWEET...."

Sometimes I wondered if I have made the right choice, because he can be so nasty to me to make me tear (Ok, so I exaggerated a little... okie, a lot), but he's really nice and sweet and patient with me. So I guess, i can really settle for this man??? Sometimes my mum will tease me by saying: "Why watch movie you also need to pay? He not as well-to-do as your ex hor?" B4 I can protest, she continued: "But I can see that he is more filial, more caring and love you more than all your previous ones hor." Guess it was all I need to hear to justify that I can never marry a rich man. Haha.

Well, that night ended well, because I asked him: "Why did you keep holding my hand?"
Francis: "Because I feel like holding."

Me: "Why you hold me when someone wanted to pass?"
Francis: "Because I don't want anyone to push you ma."

Me: "Why did you lose my glasses lei?"
Francis: "Uhmmmmm.. Sorry sorry..............."

haha, you get the point, we had a wonderful night clubbing because its been 12 months since we did that togehter.. and even though he lost my glasses, I did not blame him or fly into a fury (which I usually will).. hmm.. I really think he is here to stay..

PHUKET PARADISE!!!!!!

This is the PM team to reach Phuket:
**30-Nov-2005**
**4.30pm (Singapore Time)**
**Club Med Lobby**
Front: Andrene, Sharifah, Lily, Sachien, Andriany& Baby (Sara Lynn Tee), Beveley
Middle: Alex, Karen, MOI (me lar), Laiphing
Back: Elsie, Jane & KC.


Day 1:
Check into room, went to their gym for a slow jog, took a shower (while rinsing my hair, the whole floor encountered a blackout), collies assume that i'll be panicky and screaming and hallucinating... but Hell~o NO~.. I was pretty calm!! Guess it was my new found bravery..Haha.. Took dinner and watched their performance, participated in "2 HaTs Dance" and its back to room for zzzzzzzz
Check out their night screen of the pool !!



Red Alert!!! Terrorist Spotted !!



Neh, that's BOB (IFS Creative Director), posting as a Devoted Buddist after much coaxing...



Day 2:
Woke up early for our 1-day team-building training with David from "9 Cows" (will get to the story at later time).
Played games meant for continuous improvement, leadership and stuff and lastly "Amazing Race - Phuket version)..

Stared at the Pool wishing hard that I could be in there.. been running ard like hell, crawling in the mud etc... Ekkkyucks......


Isn't this a wonderful sight??? Well, after dinner of day 2, (*and aching like old grannies), we gathered at the lobby to "troop out of camp" so that we can go for a 200baht Thai Massage...
Back from there, we had dinner and a "Limbo Rock" competition! I am not participating~~so no pictures~~Hahah..




Day 3:
The rest of the team went out into the sea for a session of Free Snokelling.. I did not join in cos I CANNOT SWIM!! (*cannot meh??) Andrene vommited all the way back cos she took a "too heavy" breakfast. *TSK TSK*
I climbed off bed at 11am (12pm Sin time), watched HBO then went for lunch, and later to the beach at 3pm (4pm Sin time), then Archery at 5pm!!

Jennifer's husband Jason took pictures of us but its not digital !!! Aiyoo, have to wait for him to develop them for me...... Jennifer even won a sliver medal for the Archery Tornament! ~~Bravo~~

Then after dinner, we went out to Patong Beach (to and fro cab ride + 2 hrs waiting = 600 Baht to share!! Cheep Cheep!!) Not much shopping thou, cos all the shops carried same items. Only motivation was we kept hypontising ourselves that the next store will offer cheaper prices!! BUT............ Tough Luck!!

Don't we have interesting characters in IFS??? Here's Mr Bean after holidaying in Phuket!!
***ok ok, its Sachien, our IT expert*** I can't believe he's the same age as me!!! I mean, I look much younger lar!!!



Day 4:
Lily at the beach getting her hair braided, french Manicure and Pedicure, all for 700 Baht ! (S$29.17)


We had a late breakfast as Andrene tried to recover from her hangover (3 pubs in 2 hours along patong beach with Alex and Sachien while we shopped)... Then its to the Beach!!!!!!!

Here, Lily oiled herself then me with SUN TAN SPRAY (yes, you heard me right the first time!!)..
Mama: "You for real ar?? You hated the sun!! Why then willing to tan yourself??"

Evo: "Hmmm, got SPF 8 protection lei, somemore it kept rainning, should be fine right??"

I hardly liked the Sun and that was really the FIRST TIME I went to a beach looking for fun.. Hahah.. Not bad lei..

Now you heard it from me:
"I don't want to leave!!! Hurl me into the sea!!!"


Alas, Surely DAY 4 ends more wonderfully then that??
Of Cos!!! we went to Karon Park for more Shopping!!! Then its back to SINGAPORE at 11pm. haha, when I reached, i spotted Daddy waiting alone at the checkout Arrival hall.. so i "Dashed" to grab Tiger Beer Classic for him!! (*that's after I bought Christmas Version of Absolute Volka**)

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